Sunday morning. Fresh start. I trot off to my beginner class. I'm excited because I've heard that the follow instructor is terrific. I have noticed, however, that terrific dancer doesn't really mean terrific instructor - especially beginner instructor.

Follow instructor doesn't smile. Follow instructor doesn't say anything. The only thing I hear is the sound of her chewing gum. Follow instructor is also wearing "mom" waisted RED jeans with a blue and white long sleeve tie-dye that is UNDER, yes, I said under a green tank top. All tucked in. I dislike her attitude to I get some joy out of how ridiculous she looks.

She's "world-renowned" apparently. I guess I just don't get it.