My Birthday Dinner Invite, authored by Ellen.

your presence is requested this Thursday night, to usher out the stale, boring decade we call 20s (sorry, Talya) and induct the riveting, sexier one known as 30s.
That’s right, our dear Ms. Jamie Foehl will be becoming one of us (sorry, Talya)--one of the wiser, riper, infinitely more herself people as she says “Hello 30, fuck off 29.”
Please join this new tigress for dinner this Thursday evening at Piedmont.
I have a reservation for 7:15.
Please let Mama here know if we can expect you and all your ripened glory (you too, Talya).

- 38, and proud of it.